Est. This Year • By Invitation Only

DEN-DEN
LUXURY TRASH
FURNITURE.

I love Den-Den. Wish he loved me in return.

The world's foremost luxury reseller of pre-owned seating with, let's say, character. Every piece arrives exactly as we found it. Every stain has a story. We are not going to tell you the story.

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Co-Founder Den-Den is currently: Browsing Facebook Marketplace

DDLT — Revenue Terminal Live

Trailing Revenue

$2.4M

▲ +812% YoY
margin: obscene

Refunds Issued 0 ▼ policy

Avg. Markup 4,280% ▲ trending up

Couches Cleaned 0 ▲ on target

Trusted By People Who Should Know Better

ANONYMOUS FAMILY OFFICE

SILENT WEALTH TRUST

3RD GEN. HOLDINGS

UNDISCLOSED PRINCIPAL LLC

A GUY NAMED WHITAKER

THE VON ASHFORD ESTATE

Our Philosophy

HOW WE CURATE.

01

Never Clean

Cleaning removes provenance. Provenance is the product. We have never once run a steam cleaner and we are proud of that.

02

Never Explain

Ask us where a piece came from and we will change the subject, usually to something about Den-Den not texting back.

03

Never Refund

All sales are final, spiritually and legally. See our 212 complaints. We've read none of them.

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SEATING WITH
A PAST.

Every piece is one of one, because nobody else was willing to sell it.

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