Client Feedback

4.9 STARS.
212 COMPLAINTS.
BOTH TRUE.

We read every review. We respond to almost none of them. Below, a representative sample of both.

Average Rating 4.9 β–² unverified
Total Complaints 212 β–Ό all ignored
Response Rate 3% β–Ό generous estimate
Refunds Granted 0 β–Ό as designed
What Collectors Are Saying

THE GOOD STUFF.

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"I have no idea what I'm smelling and I have never felt more alive. The Duchess anchors my sitting room beautifully."

β€” A. Whitmore-Ashcombe, Collector
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"My decorator begged me not to buy this. I bought two. She quit. Worth it."

β€” Anonymous, Family Office
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"The Marketplace Special arrived with a stain shaped like a question mark. I have never asked what happened. I never will."

β€” R. Delacroix III
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"Docked one star because it arrived clean-ish in one corner. Otherwise flawless. The provenance is palpable."

β€” A Guy Named Whitaker
The Complaints Wall

THE OTHER
STUFF.

Filed publicly, in the interest of transparency, and then promptly ignored, also publicly.

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"I called customer service eleven times. On the twelfth call, someone picked up and asked if I wanted to buy a couch."

β€” Unhappy Customer, Ref #1187
DDLT REPLY: Yes, that tracks. Did you want to buy a couch?
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"The listing said 'lightly worn.' It was not lightly worn. I have engaged an attorney."

β€” Unhappy Customer, Ref #2043
DDLT REPLY: "Lightly" is subjective. Please direct your attorney to our Legal Department (Den-Den, once he's back).
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"I asked for a refund. I was sent a candle that smells like the couch instead. I did not ask for that."

β€” Unhappy Customer, Ref #3390
DDLT REPLY: The candle retails for $340. You're welcome.
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"There was a couch cushion attached to my invoice email that I never ordered. I now own it. I don't know how."

β€” Unhappy Customer, Ref #4812
DDLT REPLY: Congratulations on your purchase.
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"Customer service rep spent the entire chat asking if I'd seen a good loveseat on Marketplace lately."

β€” Unhappy Customer, Ref #5501
DDLT REPLY: That was probably Den-Den. He's not supposed to be on shift. He's not supposed to be on Marketplace either.
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"I have emailed nine times asking what 'Stain Pattern: Provenance Unknown' means. No response."

β€” Unhappy Customer, Ref #6117
DDLT REPLY: It means we don't know either. That's the luxury part.